The International Day of the Ninja is upon us. Time to either celebrate your ninjahood by dressing in your ninja uniform and telling all about the awesomeness of your killer skills or by simply pretending to be a ninja.

The main ninja event will take place at the El Rey Theater as all stealthy warriors and nonjas (non-ninjas) shall meet and party at the official International Day of the Ninja event, thrown by “Ask A Ninja” creators Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine, where the Ask A Ninja.com Ninja himself will hold a Q&A for the audience. That’s right, you get to ask him questions in person. Like, what’s his deadliest move? Or, does Santa really exist? Comedians Patton Oswalt and Hard ‘n Phirm will also be on hand to do the unthinkable: make ninjas laugh.

Just don’t confuse this with Talk Like a Pirate Day.

EVENT: WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5 at 8pm (doors open at 7)

The El Rey Theater
5515 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California 90036

Tickets: $10 Advance and $15 at the door
Advanced Ticketing Available via TicketMaster.com